Mirai Tono
There is not a man walking this earth

that I would like to watch

I do not care about your pretty face

I never thought about your crotch!

I do not marvel at your body

be it athletic or fat

I do not long for your sick kiss

there is no room for you in my bed!

There's no magic-man wand'ring here,

who's wand I'd want to touch!

Well, I don't mind a handsome face

but none shall ever make me blush!

I never bowed before a stature

for I'm the Gorgon's work of art,

I am not dying to be kissed

there's no fire in my well-sedated heart